And then there were three
Proud Auntie Pru, hijacking Molly’s blog to say that the sprog has officially dropped! I shall leave the name for Molly to divulge, but it’s a lovely one well-fitting of a gorgeous baby such as this one. Again, I shall be cruel to you and not publish a photo despite having one in my hot little (internet) hand.
Hot Baby arrived a bit more than 5 weeks early at 3.08pm local time, weighing a very impressive 4lbs exactly, measuring 17 1/2 in. long. Hot Baby is in NICU currently, but is breathing on her own and eating very well already! Mummy and Daddy are thrilled of course, and this beaming Auntie can’t wait to meet the little one once she is Stateside.
It is worth mentioning that the start of Hot Baby’s introduction to the world occurred just as the relationship between her mother and me did – online. Molly and I were chatting about zucchini pie, as you do, whereupon I was met with, “oh shit. i think my water just broke.” Exeunt. That was all. A text soon followed indicating that our heroine was on her way to the hospital to give birth.
In honour of the new mother, a woman I love dearly, I shall bring this post from the realm of the sunshiny and kittens to the crass. I just can’t help myself. Molly -

Welcome to the world Hot Baby. I’m so proud of you and your Hot Mum.

August 25, 2010 at 6:10 am
YAY!!!! Congratulations!
August 25, 2010 at 8:32 am
Molly says she finds this post creepily sexual, so may I just say that I did not mean that Molly is a MILF that I would like to have any kind of impure relations with. Rather, she can be perceived as a MILF by others. I happen to find her sexually repulsive.
I feel better now, having cleared that up.
August 25, 2010 at 9:02 am
Many, MANY congrats!
August 25, 2010 at 9:03 am
And Pru, your comment is cracking me up.
August 25, 2010 at 10:01 am
Congrats!! Glad everything went well!!
August 25, 2010 at 12:26 pm
Mazel Tov! So very happy for the lovely molly and hot baby and family. Pictures please!
August 25, 2010 at 6:06 pm
Oh, lovely news! Congrats!
August 25, 2010 at 6:22 pm
Pru, you asshole, you’d better send me a picture, for reals yo. Or your not living in my basement.
August 25, 2010 at 7:49 pm
Conrats again!!!
August 25, 2010 at 8:45 pm
Saw the fb note, nice to have a little more detail! Congrats to Molly and Auntie Pru;-) Can’t wait for a pic!
August 26, 2010 at 5:42 am
Such fantastic news! Hoooooray!!!
August 26, 2010 at 8:36 am
What?! Where is my pix?!! I WANNA SEE!!!
Congratulations to the sexiest petite red-headed opera singer I have ever met and ever will!
August 26, 2010 at 5:47 pm
Hooray!!!! Congratulations!!! Can’t wait to see pics and hear the name.
August 27, 2010 at 2:31 pm
EEEEEEE! Applause all around! Welcome Hot Baby! Congratulations Molly! (And Pru, I did not find this post to be creepily sexual. SEXILY sexual, maybe.)
August 27, 2010 at 7:16 pm
Congratulations Molly! I already saw the news on FB but I’m still stoked! And I’m laughing to know more of the story…of COURSE you were chatting with your cheese wife!
Hope you’re all home soon. I can’t wait for pics!
xoxo
Flicka
August 31, 2010 at 1:19 pm
Ooh what exciting news to come back from holiday to – many. many congratulations!! Cant wait for a picture.
September 8, 2010 at 7:04 am
Congrats again! Hope you are all doing well and settling in!
September 28, 2010 at 1:05 pm
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